Besides being a well-known movie star (remember that flick where they shrink Dennis Quaid down into a syringe and then inject him into 'nova's ass?), he is generally all over the scene and links the occasional mind/bowel-blowing PC demos for people like Twisty to spark a bowl to. And if that's just not enough, he also gets to see scantily tethered girl parts all day on the job and test his boss's tolerance for hydro-powered body shots where the payload consists of good ol' andronova himself.
AKA, "the Man". Ed is the pinnacle example of a young studly entrepreneur who's all about "hitting it big". With his titan AIAB product, it's only a matter of time before Ed breaks through this 'gaming fog' of horrible technological boredom-zones with a ray of retro-goodness. If you don't support him now, don't come asking Ed for hand-outs when he cashes in his current ride for a Leer jet (especially after he turns over the paperwork for the MW shooter he's currently making). Of course, there's always that "handjob on vacation" pic to bring him crashing from success down to the jailhouse.
Whether he loves Linux or just "loves" penguins is unknown, but one thing is for sure- cricri is always there offering his sarcastic advise when you'd least expect it. In the few pics he's sent to us, none of the penguins appear to be too very happy. At least the dolphins smile, laugh and do that 3/4 out of the water dance thingy...
Sometimes people like to try to sell Mame games on Ebay and other auction sites. This makes Billionaire Dave angry. Didn't you read the part where he likes magic and driving fast? Now, exactly WTF makes you think you can actually pull a stunt like auctioning off Mame roms when Dave out there watching? I pity the kidney-peddling fool who thinks he can finish Dave off like a bad Mortal Kombat 3 fatality when it comes to "winning" the auction. When he's not destroying someone's dreams of obtaining a Mame full set for $29.99 or just hanging with the guys or playing games, Dave enjoys slipping into his birthday suit for a few candid webcam pics.
Bearing a remarkable resemblance to a guy who used to star in an annoying Saturday morning kid's program, then later got busted for strangling his sausage at a pr0n showing, Eldio now offers little more than a passing memory of how things used be before missing 9 contiguous months of sleep finally caught up. Before his sad departure into the "Real World", Eldio commanded a league of wilds beasts referred to as "Marquees". But, all the coffee in the world cannot help him now, as he resides deep within an icy cold sleep, dreaming softly of British chicks badly deprived of fluoride-rich tap water and underarm hair so hideous you'd think they had jop in a headlock. *update* -Seemingly, even the aforementioned "women" have trouble tolerating Eldio's company as he is being spotted regulary once again on the board.
elgondolero is the Mameworld regular who's closest to that tightly bolstered, yet surprisingly pliable sustenance known as 'brazilitas'. If he did infact have no other admirable qualities, this alone would command respect of the highest caliber. Dodging rubber bullets and gas grenades to bring you the finest Photoshop marvels around, elgo is one sweet hombre. He can also deliver black market goods within the *wink* of a PM, and hit you with skiggies so fly, you'll swear you slept on it wrong. Also noteworthy, he and a certain funkmeister have known to have 'bitch wars', commanding the regimes of the "oriental express" and "hispanic honeys" respectively. Ph33r the Gondo.
Hitting with a funk roughly equivalent to 3 tightly rolled 'Dolemite' films, Faz brings the 'flava' home hard. Scouring DVD shelves everywhere in search of low-budget gems, Faz keeps the pride of the fun-loving side to a bearable minimum while maintaining an army of oriental sweeties hot enough to melt a Greek pita. Faz can be seen stirring the gloppy mix of MameWorld posts with his hardened X-shtick and battling it out with the Gondo for skig-supremacy.
Before we begin discussing Fevs, it must be noted that he has been hereby graciously spared the posting of his infamous "Go! Go! Dance Revolution -Bukkake Edition" workout pics. Also, Fevs used to date some nice lass whose face escapes me at the moment for whatever reason. Fever is a fun-loving gent who has recently updated his portfolio to include "dodging the groping grasps of eager schoolgirls everywhere to maintain the damn network". Fevs is also MameWorld's resident "Engrish" major and can explain (in rather painstaking detail) how the 'little part which suffocates' is contained.
Hailing all with way more than enough "bopper" material than is medically healthy, Gemini has all the marks of a teen-glamour stalker in the making. Don't let the test-taking habits and slender build of this regular beguile you... pure unadulterated rage drives him slowly toward the hormonal breaking point. Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson and the likes, beware!
Gor is the definitive lurker. He's been getting let off the chain and out of the basement a bit more than usual lately, and has even been allowed an excursion to the Derby. Recent events such as the brutal mauling and consumption of the "other" Olsen girl have Gor's status hanging in the wind. Should this Pac-Man-shirted, paring-knife wielding psycho be allowed to rummage the ranks of the comparatively sane loony-bin herd?
A cess-ridden mind if there ever was one, jopezu deeply regrets the GameCube wasn't called the 'Dolphin' as tentatively titled in it's development stages. Posting inane babble, getting banned, getting temporarily banned, and getting banned just for kicks are all part of his outstanding repertoire. True talent doesn't come any bolder (or hairier).
Imagine a world where octopi breed ravenously and their numbers sky-rocket out of control. Imagine God creates a single creature assigned with the task of reducing the population back to manageable quantities. Now quit imagining!!! Pete is here, Ole!Ole!Ole!. Spanning the stretch of international waters between Greece and Australia, nothing with more than 2 arms goes uneaten by this chart-sailing maniac supervillian with only *1* known weakness (here's a clue: it begins with an "m" and ends with an "inisuka"). Don't let the guise of "examining breasts for a living" fool you... somewhere beneath that deep blue, there's a laboratory filled with Tehkan machines, flovie designs and edge-detection equipment.
Alleged MameWorld co-founder. When KC isn't busy using other peoples' eye sockets for target practice in Quake 3, he can be found conservatively spewing his typo-riddled opinions about the boards and updating the news page. KC is well-known for "boldly going where no man has gone before", railing on his newly 'unlagged' Q3 servers and honing his skillz on old-school favorites such as Pac-Man and Wonder Boy (the latter of which he created his finest .gif work to date for). =)
Manning the Mamefans battlestation, we have kitzel- el guerrero guapo, XD. Also known in some parts of the globe as the "Spangrish King", kitzel has been known to have futbol fits, as evidenced by the virtual slideshows depicting "OMG WTF is happening???", "Si!Si!Si!" and "GOAL! *pelvic thrusting*" syndromes while watching the big game in work clothes and a tie. It is unknown, however, after the WC turnouts, if he will still don his lucky hat or not, LoL. Arriba fuxorz!
One of the newer MW groupies, 'grrl is located directly in the middle of dial-up hell right around the corner from Steak 'n Shake. If she could be described in one word, it would definitely have to be "bitching all the time about her internet connection". Aside from playing childish and risque pranks on the board and not being able to log into the MW chatroom all too well, she's a genuinely fun gal with the occasional mean streak, manifested in the form of the old "qcf + mace" move. Her companies' recent "corporate downsizing" antics have left her drowning her sorrows in a brand-spanking-new PC (still without broadband connection however). Also, her three favorite words in the whole wide world are "Earl the Cat".
Martin, oh Martin. Wherefore art thou? Oh, over there under the brew-tap getting hammered! Not much is known about the Irish calamity, but, judging from the sparse photos depicting him coercing females to "ride the wild stallion" and dancing/screaming wildly about the confines of a pub, it can be safely assumed that he's "A Real Wild One". In any case, the entire MW community was recently saddened to hear of his move back to the homeland (without his farking cabs and pinball machines!!!). He'll no doubt find comfort only at the bottom of a tankard or two over such a loss. Bottoms up good buddy!
Deeply committed to building a virtual Mame museum, 'serving' the needs of hardcore Mamer's, and smacking the cockiness out of auction chaperones everywhere is oNyX, a vast and reliable wealth of PC and network know-how. As evidenced by photos in the past, we all know oNyX measures the solutions in mm's and .cal's for those few problems he may be unable to conquer via conventional methods.
MameWorld co-founder and political chieftain with a set of specs girls would die for, Roc braves the insane, murky waters every day, hoping he'll not have to administer justice via his mighty "Sword o' Moderation". After birthing such a vast jewel as MameWorld, the site has become popular enough to attract a wide array of horrid scum (see "jopezu") and he now undoubtedly lives day-to-day with the impending decision of flooding our crusted hive to make way for the massive, ever-expanding Mame information already present. Don't do it Roc! Who's gonna be there to inform the newbies of the 2006 fix date for Outrun?
Recently elected MameTesters captain and college grad, Smit is as invaluable a Mame community resource as he is a bammer. This dogg spares no expense when it comes to immortalizing arcade games, oftentimes driving substantial financial might behind his "brawny" image to acquire undumped PCB's for his elite co-op SmitPump organization. When he's not out teaching n3wbz the language, brewing skamplez and skoonies, or fondling dip switches, Smit can be found donning Smito Baggins and Smitimus Prime outfits created by others in stark jealousy of his untouchable popularity. Suxor his coxor.
Who's that coiled around the pr0n ftp so tightly that I'm only getting 2.7k/sec? That'd be snizake. Fighting for the title of 'MWQ chart-topper' (and almost damn near splitting the cosmos in half to the tune of "Wild Wild West" in the process) and remixing Pink Floyd songs on set, snake brings a whole new level of lethality to the MW board. Whether he's helping p33ps get those l33t iso's or trying his best to not stare at the tits of the chicks he's arming, Mr.78 is one sw33t 'tile.
Every posse has a professional herbologist. But, does every posse have a *badazz* professional herbologist? I think not, my friend. Firing J's faster than a Gyruss ship, Twisty is one cool gif-ripping mofo. With plenty of fun-loving energy, badazzedness to spare, and enough bud to make the BackStreet Boys sound like a reggae band, Twisty brings peace and tender calm to the board. His constant resistance to picture expositions, however, leads one to believe that his abusive botanical tendencies have transmogrified him into a large, mobile heap of stinking lawn shavings, akin to a hemp-variant of 'Pizza-the-Hut' from Spaceballs.
Pick a category, any category, this man has it all covered. From "running & jumping" to "japanese domino game that you can't even understand and only play because of the occasional underage hentai shot", Trigger has basically created and implemented the Dewey decimal system for MAME. And if you ever hear a tick, beware... that's Trigg about to drop some Webster-style knowledge on your punk ass. Two hours after overhearing the word 'taciturn' misused outside the "Friends & Family" photo machine at 7-Eleven, Trigger was stumbling around in a grove underneath a tree in blue jeans with no shirt or shoes contemplating what he'd just done.